Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager (episode 1)

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Really? Really! Amazing Facts Of Life

~ "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
~ 10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.
~ 10% of human dry weight comes from bacteria
~ 111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321
~ 25% of a human's bones are in its feet.
~ 259200 people die every day.
~ 80% of animals on earth are insects.
~ It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
~ A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
~ "One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.

Bullet

Air slipped up my nose,
Arms of shadows I felt embraced me,
Slitering pass me were venomous lights I witnessed,
Shades of darkness thundered through my ears,
Then I had a tete-a-tete with the fiery Sun, and cried.
Distant but breathing, I condemned faith,
Near but grieving, I prayed not so,
Alive but grudging, I wished out tears,
Dead but loving, I wepted my soul,
Only present proves poignant.

Pray not, hope not, only see,
Bear no soul so credulous,
Trust not the silhouette of faith,
Not until I see your face of magma eyes.

Strut yourself back through the moonlight where I walked past,
Bring back the tornadoes of your heart in your pockets,
Shine away all the abysses in your path that bite at you,
Bullet through the oceans of time,
I will be waiting for you, under the sunshine clouds.

Chionh Zhe Wen